GRRR ARGH!

Have you seen my drawer of inappropriate starches

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

(Source: thorinium, via desirablemuffinofdoom)

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via batobsessed)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via batobsessed)

marauders4evr:

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND OKAY MERTLE EDMONDS WAS THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. LILO WAS A SIX-YEAR OLD DEPRESSED ORPHAN AND MERTLE LITERALLY BULLIED HER AND NEVER HESITATED TO TELL HER THAT SHE WAS A FREAK AND WORTHLESS AND MADE LILO THE OUTCAST OF THE ENTIRE TOWN AND THEN SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BRING UP LILO’S MOTHER AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS GIRL. EVER.

(via batobsessed)